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Post by Prussia on May 1, 2010 21:36:56 GMT -5
Day 1 [/b][/color] - May 1, 2010.[/center][/color][/font][/size] Hey again.
I'm back with more news. So in case you haven't been keeping up with me, though I don't know why you would be here if you weren't, I'm back.
Well not as a real country yet. But that's just as of now. Because between us, I don't plan on staying in this state for long. I may have lost all my land to those idiots. i know you know them. You know! First West went and took most of my land. Then Belarus... but she lost it... (my precious land!) now all my stuff belongs to everybody and anybody!! That girl Poland, Lithuania, Russia (that bastard!) Denmark, Belgium, Netherlands and Czech Republic (yeah like I know who the hell that is...) [/font] But I mean seriously, just who do those bastards think they are!
Anyway, long story short, I'm back. In West's basement to be more specific -snort- but it's not like he knows I'm here. I'm just awesome like that-
also I know where he keeps the spare key... (It's always under the door mat so that Ita- chan can get in when West's not home...)
Oh. but don't say anything about this, as I'm not supposed to know.
But hey, it's not so bad down here. I gotta say, West takes pretty good care of his shit. Besides, he has a fast internet connetion I can mooch off of. None of that dial- up shit.
Alright well, I gotta go feed Gilbrid. Awesome name don't you think? Yeah I know. I named him myself. Besides, I think West just got home. I better hide.
Until next time- stay awesome,
Gilbo P.S. If you want the password to West's wireless router its 9**E***G*7*. Have fun! [/blockquote][/color] Posted at 9:36PMPLEASE LOG IN TO COMMENT[/color][/size] |
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Post by Belgium on May 1, 2010 22:21:14 GMT -5
Post by: Belgium at 11:14PM
Btw Prussia, I was supposed to get Gilbird in that little transaction, I'll stop by later to pick it up. >:3
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Post by Prussia on May 1, 2010 22:36:55 GMT -5
Post by: Gilbert @ 11:31PM
No fucking way Princess! Gilbird is mine. He doesn't come with the land. He was never a citizen and isn't now. Therefore he's one thing you can't take away from me . >:PPPPPP So there. You can go die now.
Much love,
Gilbo[/font]
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Post by Belgium on May 1, 2010 22:50:30 GMT -5
Post by: Bella @ 11:43PM[/b]
Actually, I can take him. I could take anything from your Country that I desired. I got ripped land wise and I want Gilbird for breakfast![/color]
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Post by Prussia on May 2, 2010 9:22:39 GMT -5
Post by: Gilbert @ 10:22AM
You're disgusting. Why don't you go stuff you face with more of those waffles that you claim your country is so famous for? I'm sure that will do a much more efficient job of[/font] keeping you fat.
Don't forget the extra toppings,
Gilbo
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Post by Belgium on May 2, 2010 9:27:14 GMT -5
Bella has logged off at @ 10:26AM[/b]
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Post by Prussia on May 2, 2010 10:16:47 GMT -5
Little Known Ways to Annoy West Everyone Should Know [/font][/size][/color] Day 2 [/b][/color] - May 2, 2010.[/center][/color][/font][/size] Mood:  Awesome
Listening to: Gilbird singing some weird song about "london's bridges"
Reading: Some boring book West keeps in his basement.
Drinking: Coffee (I stole from West's Kitchen)[/font][/size] Grüße aus der awesome Preußen!
I've made some improvisions around here! Now I have proper headings! So what do you think? Pretty awesome right?
Well getting straight to the point of today's post, West has officially gone crazy. -snicker- And it's all thanks to me.[/font] See, he still doesn't know I'm down here in his, awesome-even-for-being-west's, basement. And he's just not smart enough to think of checking this blog for updates on his own brother. How sad.
But enough of the dysfunctional family story. The reason as to why West has gone officially crazy, is because I've discovered a few more things my little brother can't stand. So of course, I do them. But he doesn't know it's me.
I'm pretty sure he thinks there's a, dare I say it, a ghost.[/size] But seriously it's just too rich. I'm really amazed by my own awesomeness! It's astounding really. Anyway, for those who are interested, here's a few things you can do to bother West (you have my full permission as long as its all in good humor of course) or any other sibling you may have.[/blockquote] Though it may only work if your sibling has a stick up their butt...: *When you raid his fridge, leave it open and make sure the contents are everywhere.
*Frame Italy for everything
*When you're loved one is sleeping, whisper things you know they would find detestable right beside their ear. Then be ready to make a quick get away if they're a light sleeper.
*Leave the toilet seat up
*Dress their pets up in strange costumes and send them through the town.
*Leave "ghost like" messages throughout the house and some small threats of pranks.
*Go through with said prank threats.
*Draw on their face while there sleeping- when they know no one else had been in the house (don't worry I made sure ita- chan wasn't here for this one) - Although this point may contradict with my second point...
*Put extra hot saue in their food.
That's all i have for now, But I'll be sure to keep you updated on my findings!
Freuen Sie sich auf, wenn ich zu tun!
Gilbo
Added note: Belle, you may want to try some of these on your brother. America you too!
Gott verdamme... I had to write so many codes for this post... ah well. [/color][/font][/size] Posted at 11:09AMPLEASE LOG IN TO COMMENT[/color][/size] |
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Post by Canada on May 2, 2010 10:22:46 GMT -5
Post by: Canada at 11:27AM
When you mentioned America, you didn't mean him doing this stuff to me... right?
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Post by Prussia on May 2, 2010 10:41:58 GMT -5
Post by: Gilbert @ 11:41AM-Snort- No way. Don't worry Mattie. I like you. When i said 'brother' to America, I totally meant father. and By that. I mean England 
Hope this clears it up,
Gilbo[/font]
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Post by America on May 2, 2010 15:26:56 GMT -5
Post by: Alfred F. Jones @ 4:26 PM
Oh damn, you stodgy old gym teacher. You can come up with some awesome ideas sometimes! Haha, though I swear I would be doing the world a favor by raiding Iggy's fridge, there's no need for any poor victims to eat those WMDs!
Also, no worries Mattie, I would never do such a thing! Maybe. [/color]
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Post by England on May 2, 2010 16:01:35 GMT -5
Post by: Iggy[/u] @ 5:00PMShut the fuck up America. You git. Like i would ever let you into my house anyway. I may be old but I'm not stupid.
As pertaining to what you're doing to Germany... Keep up the good work! *thumbs up* 
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Post by America on May 2, 2010 18:11:52 GMT -5
Post by: Alfred F. Jones[/u] @ 5:11 PM
Oh puh-leeeze. You would totally let me into your house! I've done it tons of times. Here, have a heart, it's probably the only one you're going to get for a long time.
<3
Also, you know I wouldn't do that to you. Even though it does sound entertaining. [/font]
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Post by Belgium on May 2, 2010 19:27:26 GMT -5
Post by:Bella@ 8:21PM[/b]
None of these tricks would work with Netherlands or Luxembourg, seeing they're both idiots and would probably start their own ghost investigation... I REALLY hope they don't read this journal.
By the way Prussia, stfu I'm not fat.
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Post by England on May 2, 2010 20:47:15 GMT -5
Post by: Iggy[/u] @ 9:45PM[/u] @ 5:11 PMOh puh-leeeze. You would totally let me into your house! I've done it tons of times. Here, have a heart, it's probably the only one you're going to get for a long time.
<3
Also, you know I wouldn't do that to you. Even though it does sound entertaining. [/font] [/quote] Well then you're no longer allowed in my house. It is now a sign of war for you to enter. I hate you. Never talk to me or come near me again. Bastard.
Bella I feel for you. I can completely understand what it's like to be related to an idiot...
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Post by Prussia on May 2, 2010 21:05:43 GMT -5
Post by: Gilbert @ 11:41AM Thanks for all the support. America be careful... that's quite the backhanded compliment...
I will keep up the work however Iggy and try to add more things to my list of awesome.
Princess, I'll try to help you out with those knuckle headed brothers of yours and see if I can come up with any ideas for people in your situation. Also. Nice Come back. -snickers- Fine you're not fat. You're just mentally deficient.
Sorry I can't decided who reads this but I suggest not trying it on the people who do.
Stay out of trouble (just break the rules like a ninja),
Gilbo
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Thanks for all the support. America be careful... that's quite the backhanded compliment...