The Last Thing..

[Lithuania]

Seriously! Look at this! My foot is peeling off!
I seriously need a pedicure... or one of those rough stone things would do. The bottom of my foot is yucky XP

[America]

Holy crap! That's a f**king huge monitor lizard!
_{Well, I was riding my bike around the island earlier and I just saw this f**king huge monitor lizard scuttle past me. There always have been rumors about two monitor lizards living on the other side of the island, but I never knew that they were THAT big.}

[Prussia]

I hate when the girls cry just because they chop off their hair.
I'm SADLY watching america's next top and these girls drive me crazy I don't know why I put up with all this just to see the pretty effects they add to the pictures. It's like these girls go crazy for no reason. Their pretty and they seem to think that but once they cut off their hair its like "WAHHH I LOOK LIKE A BOY" and then come the water works. You're gorgeous and you knew that before didn't you? So get some confidence. sorry... ranting

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[America]

I just realized....that I haven't been geeky all day! This is not acceptable!

^{Ummm, kind of self explanitory? D: I'm kind of...sorry, lying there...I'm really geeky generally and today is the first day in a long time that I haven't said anything geeky.}

[China]

EEWWWW NASTY!
NASTY EVERYWHERE!!! DD:
My friend drooled ALL over my arm, and it was gross. Plus, I was yelling and being dramatic about it.

[Poland]

Turning on the lights...yeah that's right Mr. Dark, I am so NOT afraid of you. I can totally walk through my small two room house without fearing you! I just need lights as a preca-OMG i'm talking out loud.
Yeah...I hadn't realized I was actually speaking to myself like the crazy loon I am...but....the dark is scary..D: *cuddles up*

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[Lithuania]

(lol I think that deserves an award)

My arm hurts so much! Stupid shots and diseases needed to be prevented... especially you cervical cancer and hepatitis A... and chicken pox... and you too flu... blood tests aren't that bad though.... UGH!
I went to the doctor to get five needles jammed in my arm... needless to say... it was not fun DX

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[Canada]

No he's asleep. So get out... through the window of course!
My guy friend staying until one am at my party when he was supposed to leave at 11. I checked to see if my dad was asleep And when he asked me how to get out...

[austria]

"What WAS the last thing I said out loud?"

I saw this game and accidentally said that line out loud. Epic faiiil. XD

[Canada]

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? What the hell does that mean?"

Turns out, it's a fear of long words.

[austria]

"EEEE~ MY RUSSIA PAPER DOLL! I LOVE IT!"

Nuff said.

[China]

Pretty Kitty, nyeow meownn!
I was harassing my friend's cat.

[Canada]

"Don't you think it's a little pathetic to kill yourself in a video game because of a video game?"
My friends were threatening to kill themselves in a game because I beat them... XD

[Lithuania]

I want my Juliiaaaaaaaaaaaa. Call her call her back! I want to see her.

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uh... my dad was supposed to call MY friend to fix her computer but I hadnt seen my friend in a while so I told him to call her back so I could go over there with him as a sort of self invitation... even though I could just... call her... lol[/color][/center]

[Belgium]

'Huh....my boobs look fantastic in this shirt'
They really do.