Liechtenstein's Kingdom of EVALLL!!

[Liechtenstein]

Liechtenstein was happy. She got a set of knives for her 14th birthday and began sharpening and polishing them with a cloth, evil glint in the eye, sadistic smile, Alice Human Sacrifice music in the background, the whole shabaloobadingdong. Then she got up to prepare iced tea, a Junjou Romantica manga in hand.

*glint in eyes* *goes to her mirror sipping the tea* You *points at mirror* and me *points at herself*... *pulls out a rose out of nowhere in a France-like way*

Let's get marriedmarriedma--wait *grabs a pink script* Are these the right lines?

[ironmaskmd]

*walks in and doesn't notice what's going on* Hey liechtenstein! I'm glad I found you, do you know where your brother might be? I have something to tell...h.i..m..uhh..*noticed alll the knives and EVIL mangas* What's going on?!

[Liechtenstein]

*squeaks* Ah, I'm sorry! *tries but fails to put her innocent face back on* *tries to hide BL mangas and knives* Hello, Hungary-chan! Nice to see you here! Eh...eto, my brother is in a suicide mission right now, he'll be back soon! *laughs like a demonic sheep* Hahahahaha...haha..ha...

*looks back at the mirror* Wait for me my love! *rips her script paper* AH this is so fake! Even Carmen was better!

(lolwhut? Carmen is an opera by the way)

[Poland]

(ZOMG I LOVE ALICE HUMAN SACRIFICE!!! *has a spazz attack* Found it five days ago and haven't stopped listening to it since)

*flies in without bothering to knock* HEYYYY Licht-chaaan. Can I like, totally borrow a dress? I like, kinda wanna ask Liet out on a daaate. *turns around* Oh hey Hungary. Like, what's tots up? *bats eyelashes*

[Lithuania]

*walks in and looks around* Hey guys, have you seen America anywhere?

[ironmaskmd]

*speechless as Poland is talking*
*chooses to ignore what she just saw*

Oh..a.h..hi there Poland, Lithuania! *turns to look at Poland* Not..much really, I was just looking for her brother to tell him from Austria.

*smiles a bit* You want a dress?? I have some And you say it's for Liet huh...*a slight glint on her eye appears*

[Lithuania]

*startled* Wh- what? Poland you want to put me in a dress?

[Poland]

*rolls eyes* Like, omg, no way! The dress is like, so totally for me. Liet would look so positively uglyyyy in it. It's like, made for me. Right Liet? *grins*

[Lithuania]

w-well its kind of mean to say i would look ugly in it... don't you think?

[ironmaskmd]

Don't listen to him Lithuania I think you'd look great in a dress! (And Russia agrees too)

*looks at Poland* But you asked me first! So why don't you come by my house later!

*looks around the dark and knive-filled room* Um...don't you notice something different about Liechtenstein today? *nervous smile*

[Poland]

*stares at Liet incredulously* Like, I'm sooo not being mean. I'm just telling like, the obvious truth. *flips hair* Anyway, like, after I borrow a bow or something from Licht I'll tots swing by your place and we can like, pick out clothes and do me up and stuff! *giggles* *turns back to Liet* You like, made the reservations.....right? *evil glint*

[Lithuania]

*turns away childishly* *pouts* I did. ...but I'm like, so "tots" canceling them.

[ironmaskmd]

Yeah Poland I could help you out for your date!*excited*

Because there will be a date. Right? *both Poland and Hungary stare menacingly at Liet *

[Lithuania]

(ne, ne, don't decide actions for other people's characters please? Power play is not fun... :])

*glares at Hungary* I've dealt with Russia most of my life, do you really think I'm scared of you? *crosses arms* I don't want to go on a date with Poland.

[ironmaskmd]

(whoops sorry about that. old fanfic-writting habits )

*tries different tecnic* *sobs* But... Poland is so excited, and I'm too... I promise that I'll dress him up soo nicely... and I'll pay for any damages he makes. Pretty please? *puppy eyes*