Corrupt A Wish!

[Poland]

Granted! Instead she talks about her sex life. *lol i have no idea how old she is* and you kill yourself over too much information.

I wish my lips weren't so chapped 24/7

[Canada]

Granted! Instead, the rest of your skin is chapped.


I wish I had a life. XD

[Poland]

Granted! You hate it. And commit suicide.

I wish I was fluent in Polish.

[Prussia]

Granted! except now its a dead language and the only one you can speak... cows speak it though

I wish I had a some one to give me a massage right now

[Canada]

Granted! But they are actually a rapist and... well you can guess what happens after that.

I wish I had a bigger room.

[latvia]

Well, heh. So this is where everybody's been talking so much LOL.

OK, I'll play. Granted, but now it's the size of an airplane hanger -- complete with one huge aircraft that's nearly impossible to walk around. ;3

I wish I had a cute N. Italy to cuddle.

[China]

Granted, but he's a complete idiot and talks your ear off, driving you crazy, and so you go mad and kill yourself.

I wish I didn't typo so much. D;

[latvia]

Ahh, but what a way to go <3.

Well, you may not typo anymore, but for some reason YoUr CaPsLoCk KeY gEtS sTiCkY sO yOu tYpe LiKe ThIS aNd It DoEsN't MaTtEr. ;p

[Prussia]

lol you don't have a wish!

Granted? lol you can never make a wish again ever

I wish I could tan... well

[Canada]

Granted! But once you start tanning you decide you look so good and keep tanning. You fall asleep and burn your self so badly 3 layers of your skin peel off.

I wish I could go back to sleep.

[Lithuania]

Granted! but now you never wake up... so sorry

I wish my friends were back from vacation so we could hang out

[Greece]

Granted! But instead YOU go on vacation. And you drown in the Caribbean. D: *is reminded of Genny*

I wish I didn't have to leave at 5:00 to do the EXACT SAME THING I HAD TO DO YESTERDAY ><

[Prussia]

Granted! What did you do? lol oh well but now you can never do that activity again!

I wish I could think of a wish...

[Canada]

Granted! But the wish you think of is that you can fly. But you get sucked into a plane jet

Too bad.


I wish my sister wouldn't use my laptop all the time.

[China]

Granted! But that's because the laptop is now broken, whoops.

I wish I had better classes this year. = ^=